News Summary

• The Celebrity Traitors is back for a second series on BBC One.
• I feel a particular affinity with the show because I used to own a duplex apartment in a castle, complete with a turret.
• There weren't any murders planned there, but, as the top half was an ensuite bathroom, it did make getting up in the night feel suitably dramatic.
• I've come up with 12 suitably treacherous products to bring a touch of Ardross Castle into your own home — no green cloak required.