News Summary

• Hollywood has created thousands of movies and TV shows depicting an endless array of UFOs and aliens.
• The entertainment industry helped invent this genre; we made it huge, we f–king own it.
• If the Pentagon expects to play on Hollywood’s turf, it needs to raise its game.
• If Trump announces aliens are real, who is going to believe him?
• Not Democrats.
• Not half of Republicans, at this point.
• The Pentagon could put out a 4K video of a massive Close Encounters-style mothership hovering over a Chick-fil-A and Americans would go, “Pfft, fake news, AI slop, distraction”