News Summary

• “I suggested that if Aaron wanted to make false and very damaging statements like that, that we should do it in court so he could share his proof with, like, a judge..
• Because when you hear a guy who won a Super Bowl and did all the State Farm commercials say something like this, a lot of people believe him..
• While Kimmel took time out of his holiday break to address the “Aasshole” on X (formerly Twitter), the host double downed on Monday evening..
• Unsurprisingly, Kimmel’s name was nowhere to be found among the hundreds of pages of unsealed records that were part of Epstein accuser Virginia Giuffre’s 2015 civil case against Ghislaine Maxwell..
• for his first show of the year and delivered a scathing monologue following Aaron Rodgers’ baseless suggestion that he was linked to Jeffrey Epstein..
• I was not on a list, or a plane, or an island or anything ever,” began Kimmel during his opening monologue..