News Summary

• It was once considered a breach of etiquette to wear white after Labor Day, as the holiday marked the unofficial end of summer.
• Maybe Vogue declared this fashion faux pas obsolete in the 90s.
• But I didn’t.
• These days, your average East Village menace is wearing his Big 10 alma mater’s football jersey to the club; Lululemon is business casual; and people are wearing pimple patches to their service jobs.
• So, Dear Reader, have some couth.