News Summary

• When spotting another American in a foreign country, your first instinct is usually the correct one: run in the opposite direction.
• At the same time, there’s not much point in attempting the mutual charade that you two haven’t noticed one another.
• So, approach your fellow American at the iconic old bridge at dusk.
• Interrupt their curated IG Story with your own.
• Use the term “Yanks” for some additional cred.
• Better still, explain that “American” designates any citizen of one of the many nations across two continents.