News Summary

• On Call is The Register's reader-contributed Friday column in which we share your stories of superlative tech support scenarios.
• This week, meet a reader we'll Regomize as "Solomon" who sent a story from his time working for a county sheriff's office.
• "I need a bulletproof vest and a fully automatic rifle.
• I haven't been to church for years," he wrote.
• "The burger I ate that day was the best I'd ever had in my life, I was so relieved," he told On Call.