News Summary

• Dan Zak recently succumbed to the emotional pull of Paradise's second season.
• He enjoys watching Face/Off, just about any performance of Emma Thompson's, and old episodes of What’s My Line?
• He also has a unicorn named Stacy in his life.
• The last debate he had about culture: Jury Duty, which he finds to be a boring, depressing stunt.
• The latest season of The Office makes no sense!
• The cast is collaborating on a prolonged prank but also staying in character for the camera.