News Summary

• Jeffrey Epstein was arrested for sex crimes, and then partnered with Ehud Barak to start a security tech business.
• Epstein dropped out of college, just like me, but nevertheless was allowed to teach math at an elite New York City private school.
• It seems obvious that it must have been powerful Israelis who took an interest in their shockingly unsuccessful fellow non-Irishman.
• Donald Trump, and his oldest son, were adamant about releasing all of the Epstein information.
• Then suddenly the wildly off kilter president was dead set against it, pressuring all the RINOs in the Stupid Party to vote against making them public.