News Summary

• “SNL’ season 51.
• Should have called it at 50, right?” the faux president says.
• “So sad to see something get old and confused and still demand your constant attention.
• Oh well!
• But they better be on their best behavior; otherwise, they’re going to have to answer to my attack dog at the FCC, Brandon Carr.” The FCC chair’s pressure on ABC reportedly led to the parent company, Disney, pulling talk show host and Trump critic Jimmy Kimmel from the air last month.