My life in Khans London under sharia law, by a 28yearold marketing consultant

News Source : Thedailymash.co.uk
News Summary
- Sadiq Khan brought London under sharia law in 2016.
- One brave resident writes a diary of his daily oppression.
- Some activities bear an inexplicable air of failed marriage about them.
- Take your kids to McDonald’s to simulate the experience of an ex-husband going through a rough patch.
- Visit an art gallery in which you have the time and freedom to enjoy cultural enrichment by staring at some paintings you don’t understand.
- Capture that divorced dad energy with a toxic tirade on social media.
AS ALL nonLondoners and Donald Trump know, Sadiq Khan brought London under sharia law in 2016. One brave resident writes a diary of his daily oppression6.12amAwakened by the muezzin issuing the [+1823 chars]