News Summary

• The UK is now pandering to dog-lovers to the extent there’s barely a place your nasty yapping mutt isn’t allowed.
• These locations are pathetically dog-friendly: Shops.
• Garden centres.
• And now we’re into a contained experience which, beyond a certain length of journey, a dog simply cannot get through without pissing.
• But a bar?
• That people dress up for, and drink cocktails, and attempt to instigate sexual congress in the forlorn hope of a long-term relationship?
• What role has a Labrador in all that?
• Does he even like the music of Dua Lipa?
• Can you not leave the poor f**ker at home?