News Summary

• The ship technically offered Wi-Fi, but shoddy service made messages sporadic and Google searches impossible.
• Without Google Maps, minor outings became mild scavenger hunts.
• When my 9-month-old started running a fever mid-trip, I calmly went into troubleshooting mode.
• No signal meant no streams, no scrolling, no late-night rabbit holes.
• It wasn’t just me.
• My nieces, who were traveling with us, kept trying to show me their carefully curated Pinterest boards, only to be met with loading screens.