News Summary

• Elon Musk tops the chart after drinking three full pints during his appearance on Collison's show.
• The chart prompted characteristically competitive responses from the tech world.
• The benchmark follows a viral clip of Zuckerberg appearing to grimace after taking a sip of Guinness during a recent two-hour-plus episode with Meta’s chief AI officer, Alexandr Wang.
• The jokes come as Silicon Valley is seeing a sharper divide between those embracing vice and those seeking to optimize every aspect of their health.