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• Never believe a suit who says they're handy with tech WHO, ME?
• Mistakes happen, and when readers of The Register make them, we like to share those tales of woe in a Monday column we call "Who, Me?" It's our guide on how not to get ahead in the modern workplace.
• This week, meet a reader we'll Regomize as Clay, who in the 1980s was the most junior member of the management team on a Swedish construction site.
• "Thankfully, my colleague was very relaxed and forgave me, so I got to keep my job," he told us.