News Summary

• Donald Trump was visited by the Ghost of Jeffrey Epstein during the cold open of Saturday Night Live ’s Season 51 finale.
• The convicted sex offender appeared after the president (James Austin Johnson) fell asleep following his whirlwind trip to China.
• “Donnie, just remember: no matter how many wars you start or how bad you tank the economy as a distraction, people will always associate you with me.
• And that, my dear close friend… that is a beautiful thing,” Epstein concludes.