News Summary

• This is all temporary, anyway.
• Someone will displace Connor Storrie on the feed in six months, and then six months after that, he’ll be back.
• I am a fame machine, here to elevate your faves and then expose them to consistent weirdness until they feel isolated, misunderstood, and anxious about other people.
• Would you be more okay with all of this if you were seeing photos of the Heated Rivalry barista, instead?
• Because with just two well-placed likes, I can make that happen.