News Summary

• There’s no obvious connection between fast food and Christmas.
• The ‘Meat Lovers Whopper sandwich’ featuring ‘chorizo, chipotle sauce and creamy mayo’ is just so Christmassy.
• Greggs’ ‘Christmas Lunch Soup’ has all the appeal of liquidising a sirloin steak and eating it via a nasal tube.
• Being a fan of cheap, mass-produced, corporate meat products is pretty much the nadir of hobbies and interests.