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• I mentioned the disastrous “New Coke” launch at the top of this article (it would have been perfect for an El Risitas meme).Here’s the full story: In the 1970s, Coca-Cola had lost share in the beverage market to diet drinks and more sugary-tasting fare (e.g.
• The fourth shape — which he called "Kafka" — just keeps getting worse and worse (for anyone who has ever read Franz Kafka, you understand).In 2004, Vonnegut walked through his four story shapes during a lecture at Case Western University.
• Already exhausted, Borja tried to shortcut the clean by putting the pans in the ocean and letting saltwater work its magic.The next morning, he returned to the restaurant and all the pans were washed away (except for one).
• Also this week:Buffett’s Annual LetterWendy’s Surge Pricing Fiasco…and them fire X posts (including Dune 2)You've seen Juan Joya Borja.Most English speakers know him from the “Spanish Laughing Guy” meme.In that video format, Borja tells a story in Spanish that is captioned with fake English text.
• Hey, thanks for subscribing to SatPost.Today, we are bringing back one of my favourite internet topics: El Risitas (aka “Spanish Laughing Guy” aka the greatest meme template ever).
• Many internet commentators pointed out that it looks like a Fleshlight.When the NYT asked about the bucket, director Denis Villeneuve said, “I don’t want to make stupid jokes right now that I will regret tomorrow morning.